A Hairy Haiku

Hair is falling out.
Big tangles on my pillow.
Might need a mohawk.

6 Responses to “A Hairy Haiku”

  1. Nancy Says:

    Hair senses danger.
    Proton army approaching.
    Tawd’s days are numbered.

  2. Bonnie McWilliams Says:

    Getting the best care
    Compromise elsewhere
    Who cares about hair?

  3. Mark & Wendy Colgrove & kids Says:

    We wish you all the best Rob. So glad the kids came down and all of you had fun at the museums. Did you find those awesome piano stairs at the Museum of Science? We had a blast with those a few years ago! Wow, we are getting hit hard with more snow here in Sunderland Woods! How’s the weather in Boston? We will continue to pray for all of you.

  4. Your Sunshine On A Cloudy Day Says:

    Hair was a blanket
    Tawd was too comfortable
    Freeze the fucker out

  5. June & Dan Says:

    Take care Rob. We’re praying for you.

  6. Gino Says:

    FROM GEORGE CARLIN HAIR POEM LYRICS

    I’m aware some stare at my hair.
    In fact, to be fair,
    Some really despair of my hair.
    But I don’t care,
    Cause they’re not aware,
    Nor are they devonaire.
    In fact, they’re just square.

    They see hair down to there,
    Say, “Beware” and go off on a tear!
    I say, “No fair!”
    A head that’s bare is really nowhere.
    So be like a bear, be fair with your hair!
    Show it you care.
    Wear it to there.
    Or to there.
    Or to there, if you dare!

    My wife bought some hair at a fair, to use as a spare.
    Did I care?
    Au contraire!

    Spare hair is fair!
    In fact, hair can be rare.
    Fred Astair got no hair,
    Nor does a chair,
    Nor nor a chocolate eclair,
    And where is the hair on a pear?
    Nowhere, mon frere!

    So now that I’ve shared this affair of the hair,
    I’m going to repair to my lair and use Nair, do you care?

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